Techniques for Delivering Tangerines

cataztrophe

I am not recommending any whores as I dont want anyone to get ripped off.  Bullshit market as most whores arent even that great but charging a skyrocketing amount.  If a whore is a little skinnier are asking for more and more money.  I saw a 60 year old with a thick body and skinny legs ask for $240HH FS.  Price rising steadily when it is already busted.  Few new whores from mainland china are coming and the whore already here knows that they are precious which contributes to their stuck up attitude.  I call for all wolves to boycott all the gigs that are charging more than $160 in effort to bring the whoring prices down altogether.

I dont recommend anyone in specific but present delivering tangerine tactics will help you uncover hidden gems in the whoring industry.  Assuming that you are whore house / MP hopping with a WB, you both go into a gig.  The point is to scam them to show you all the whores and then pick one if you like but leave if you dont but we must see all the whores first.  Hence when entering, both you and you WB have to talk like you will pick a whore 100% before they will show you all the whores so talk you you want duos for multiple hours when you get in...LOL

Then a whore opens the door and you tell her that you are two people and you both want a whore for X hours where X is greater than or equal to HH and would like to go in and come out of a session at the same time so my friend wants to see the girl he will be going with.  Then she will comply and show us all the whores.  After, you look if you or your WB likes, you go in with her.  If you both want to leave is the issue.  The point is after seeing a line up of 6 whores and if they are all pork chops and if you both want to leave, it aint that easy as presenting all working whores is a lot of work to them and if you dont pick one and leave, they will want to first shoot you and then after you die, whip your corpse so given this, you should probably try get your WB to tell them that he wants to leave as the one that drops this line will get all the shit.

The key is for your WB to deliver the message that we want to leave.  If your WB is smart, he will think of a way to diverted the ball you threw him back to you so you will be the one breaking the news.  If you dont want to break the news, think of something to throw the ball back at your whoring buddie.  The one who breaks the bad news will usually be the one the whores will throw salt or pour water at so knowing this we should always think of something sneaky for someone else to break the bad news.  A good WB is one who can pass the ball around multiple times before someone breaks the bad news.  It is a contest.  If you have to break the news, then you lose and vice versa.  I only have had one WB who can pass the ball around multiple times and knows this delivering tangerine game.  He is a skybook.

Once you break the bad news, you IMEDIATELY RUN OUT OF THE SHOP before the whores are able to grab the knife from the kitchen to knife you.  At this point even if she doesnt grab her shot gun, you will hear them yelling at you so you better get out fast.  Therefore when visiting gigs you have not been to, you should speak english.  The reason is if you dont see a whore you like and leave, they cant diu you that fluently in english whereas if you speak chinese to them, they will diu you to death as they respect and are afraid of foreigners usually so I dont tell them I am chinese.

危天行

Skybook my ass, he's a fucking looser who'd paid for girls with house fees but can't even touch the girl.
In real life he's a stocker and also a looser...

cataztrophe

危天行 發表於 2023-3-29 08:13
Skybook my ass, he's a fucking looser who'd paid for girls with house fees but can't even touch the  ...

Here are the common issues with your WB that you are massage parlor hopping with:

-There is something wrong with his legs due to jacking off too much so cannot walk that much distance so cannot travel around to various gigs

-They dont want to wait if the whore is busy, WFs are scared of staying in the gig for too long if they arent fucking as the keeper might mug them

-They dont dare to come in the gig as they just seen how they get hostile if you dont fuck

-They come in the gig with you and refuse to commit into seeing a whore they havent seen yet, they will straight up tell the whore who opened the door that I am here to look as they dont want to get diued not knowing that telling them that is worst

-They do not realize that it is a game and will take offense when you scammed them to tell the whores that we want to leave

greenhat

cataztrophe 發表於 2023-3-30 00:23
Here are the common issues with your WB that you are massage parlor hopping with:

-There is somet ...

I went to an incall with my friend.  The area has 19 homicides within 3 months.  My friend wanted to go check this whore house that I been to last time.  I told him that we shouldnt go as the male keeper yelled at me when I didnt see a whore I liked.  My friend insisted that we go.  We went in and asked to see all the girls who were both pork chops.  The keeper asked us which one we want and I told him we are good and want to leave.

Suddenly one of the pork chop points her pussy at us and ready to spray her poisonous pussy water at us.  The keeper took out a axe.  And yes they do have guns as I saw this rambo dude holding a rocket launcher walking up the stairs through the security cameras.  20 guys with machetes waiting for us downstairs.  Snipers on the lookout.  It is clear, not eating the pork chops that we were presented with is a death penalty and that what all the homicides in the area was all about.

I pulled a trick and then all of a sudden the keeper calls me his VIP customer and instead of spraying poisonous pussy water she was leaking water of joy.  The rambo guy told me his rocket launcher is used for my protection while escorting me downstairs.  Once we got downstairs, the 40 guys lined up on 2 sides and bowed at us while we walked by.  However, the sniper fires a shot at me and misses.  They tell me that there was a bee that was about to sting my arm so the sniper had to protect me.

What did I do?  When he was about to swing his axe I stuck out 5 bucks for tips for not picking any pork chop that reflects out relationship...hahaha  

cataztrophe

greenhat 發表於 2023-6-23 08:12
I went to an incall with my friend.  The area has 19 homicides within 3 months.  My friend wanted  ...

Yeah you can also go in asking for Coco, then all of a sudden all whores is named Coco.  After you check out all the whores, you say that none of them is Coco and Coco told me that she will be here.  You all are lying to me and then you get mad and diu them for lying to you before they can diu you...LOL

Btw, I was delivering tangerines at some massage parlor on finch and went in speaking english.  When I left, it turns out the whore's english was really good (probably married a white guy) and blasted me out good in english.  This trick doesnt always work.